HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
UNIQUE UP ON IT.
 
HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
TAME WAY. UNIQUE UP ON IT.
 
HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?
THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH
 
 WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A STICK.
 
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
NACHO CHEESE.

 
WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
SPOILED MILK.
 
WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A NERVOUS WRECK. 

 WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT HIM.
 
What did one flea say to the other?

Should we walk or take a dog.

 

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snow banks!

 

What did one star say to another star when they met?

Glad to meteor!

 

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Catch it in the winter!

 

What gets wetter as it dries?

A towel!

 

What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?

A belly button!